Are umlauts even possible with the tools at hand? If so, then my vote goes for placing umlauts over the letter "b". That would give us three strategically placed 'lauts, for visual balance and poetic irony, not to mention street cred with our large Germanic following. Hey, Greg, remember your ill-timed "30 seconds over Dresden" quip that resulted in that ugly scene at the rock festival on the coast of the Baltic in 80?