I have a confession to make. I am the world's worst at making snappy comebacks, even if they aren't funny. Somewhere, in what is left of my gray matter, one of the little wires is crossed, and I misinterpret or misconstrue or mis-something a lot of things. The bottom line is that I end up not taking things as they were meant, which leaves me "needing" to respond from my skewed perspective. Example: Why don't you just order a double neck guitar, yada yada yada. Next example: It's pretty darned difficult to spill an energy drink on an upright bass, but if you did it would probably just serve to mellow the tone of the wood.

I will go stand in the corner now.

Be happy and careful