Monday, September 27, 2004

Bud, which of the previous posts is your Sunday Editorial?
Regarding the 13 bean soup, I'm afraid I read this one too late...As one of the founders of a semi-extremist underground hillbilly separatist (sp.?) movement, I sent out the formal letters of excommunication to the following locales: Maine, N.H., Vermont, Mass., Conn., N.Y., N.J., R.I., Pa., Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, Illinois, Wisconsin, Dist. of Columbia., Florida, and st. louis. I firmly believe that this cessation is necessary and perhaps even a little too late. I am also considering establishing a V.O.H. (Voice of Hillbillies) radio broadcast to bombard these hostile areas in an attempt to help them regain at least a modicum of common sense via listening to appropriate music in an effort to perhaps someday begin the process of reconciliation. Until then, I will consider these areas to be foreign territory. One sign of possible re-unification will be evident when residents of the New England area can begin to properly pronounce the letter 'R'. Until then, our task remains at hand.

be good.

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