Hey Neighbors...just woke up from a midnight shift nap...day / night one on new schedule...could not sleep, so I thought I would check in on the hood', see what's shakin'. MARK...you know I don't do guidelines, however, since I'm an invited guest, I'll go along with the Country theme and do it for the "womens and the childrens"...and Lil' Jeffie, WHEW !! what a Blog!
Well, I was motivated deeply by the "Big Valley" comment. I now know TV and its programming are cyclical (another test question for later). You can easily compare David Haselhoff in "Night Rider" and "Bay Watch" to Lee Majors in the "Six Million Dollar Man" and "the Big Valley". HEY! If Mr. Ed had been Heath's horse in the Big Valley, he would have been just like Kit in "Night Rider". I can't believe people don't think of these things before I does.
Well, I digress. Regarding my Bio for the RBGNC: I am married with Children. My middle child is on an actual recording done by Lil' Jeffie Graham, Mark C., and myself in the Fremont Hills section of the Ozark Mountains a couple of years ago. It can be made available to you by simply asking Jeffie. Just say! Hey Jeffie. Send me one when you can.
I was borned from Dutch immigrant grandparents in the late 50's. My bio-dad left us when I was an infant. This allowed my mom to stay free of his beatins' for most of her adult life. The other half of me is pure Heinz #57 from the middle of this here continent. I am a behavioral modification specialist working late nights in a small town on the outskirts of BRANSON (the City of Lights)...Lil' Las Vegas without the gamblin'. YES. I AM LICENSED TO CARRY A GUN CONCEALED.
Now for a visual description. I am now starting to look a bit like Ed Asner. A bit portly and follicly (another test question) challenged. When I was young, I used to rest my BASS on my knee caps while standing in the traditional PUNK / POP position. I now sit slumped back in a chair (preferably wood) in front of my neighbors TV (when they are in town )and rest my guitar on my above the belt holder GOD has chosen to provide me in my adult years. In laymans terms....GUT!
My favorite Neighbor Drink is Merlot. After that are the fine ales brewed in this fine state. I love BOULEVARD from KCMO and SHAFFLEY"S from ST LOUIS. Fat Tire and Muellers are good also. The Cardinals are my favorite Baseball team in Missouri. YANKEES are favorite overall. YEP, I like to stay with teams that represent history, tradition, and that win games!!!
I would like to close by leaving you with a neighborly image. (CLOSE YOUR EYES AND START HERE)...PS (OH. YOU WILL HAVE TO GET SOMEBODY TO READ THIS TO YOU IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES) It is so cold out that your feet would stick to the ice on the sidewalk if they were wet and you were bare footed. The sky is a dark blue- black and the wind is blowin' down your shirt like you were wearin' it open in a "Herb Tarlick" disco fashion. You are seekin' "Shelter from the storm" (I bet you know that song Jeffie). You see a light on in a quaint lil' cottage on the north side of town next to a big corporate healing facility. The light inside is shimmering like heaven's light on angels wings, and if you listen closely you can hear it callin' your name. HEY. Keiser!!!! COME INSIDE!!! CLOSE THE DOOR!!! IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!!! YOU'RE LETTIN' THE HEAT OUT!!!! DID YOU BRING THE MERLOT?? But...You have to listen very closely or you will miss the shimmering light callin' out for you.
May your neighbors shimmerin' light keep you warm always! PEACE TO ALL NEIGHBORS. Bri-bob
Well, I was motivated deeply by the "Big Valley" comment. I now know TV and its programming are cyclical (another test question for later). You can easily compare David Haselhoff in "Night Rider" and "Bay Watch" to Lee Majors in the "Six Million Dollar Man" and "the Big Valley". HEY! If Mr. Ed had been Heath's horse in the Big Valley, he would have been just like Kit in "Night Rider". I can't believe people don't think of these things before I does.
Well, I digress. Regarding my Bio for the RBGNC: I am married with Children. My middle child is on an actual recording done by Lil' Jeffie Graham, Mark C., and myself in the Fremont Hills section of the Ozark Mountains a couple of years ago. It can be made available to you by simply asking Jeffie. Just say! Hey Jeffie. Send me one when you can.
I was borned from Dutch immigrant grandparents in the late 50's. My bio-dad left us when I was an infant. This allowed my mom to stay free of his beatins' for most of her adult life. The other half of me is pure Heinz #57 from the middle of this here continent. I am a behavioral modification specialist working late nights in a small town on the outskirts of BRANSON (the City of Lights)...Lil' Las Vegas without the gamblin'. YES. I AM LICENSED TO CARRY A GUN CONCEALED.
Now for a visual description. I am now starting to look a bit like Ed Asner. A bit portly and follicly (another test question) challenged. When I was young, I used to rest my BASS on my knee caps while standing in the traditional PUNK / POP position. I now sit slumped back in a chair (preferably wood) in front of my neighbors TV (when they are in town )and rest my guitar on my above the belt holder GOD has chosen to provide me in my adult years. In laymans terms....GUT!
My favorite Neighbor Drink is Merlot. After that are the fine ales brewed in this fine state. I love BOULEVARD from KCMO and SHAFFLEY"S from ST LOUIS. Fat Tire and Muellers are good also. The Cardinals are my favorite Baseball team in Missouri. YANKEES are favorite overall. YEP, I like to stay with teams that represent history, tradition, and that win games!!!
I would like to close by leaving you with a neighborly image. (CLOSE YOUR EYES AND START HERE)...PS (OH. YOU WILL HAVE TO GET SOMEBODY TO READ THIS TO YOU IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES) It is so cold out that your feet would stick to the ice on the sidewalk if they were wet and you were bare footed. The sky is a dark blue- black and the wind is blowin' down your shirt like you were wearin' it open in a "Herb Tarlick" disco fashion. You are seekin' "Shelter from the storm" (I bet you know that song Jeffie). You see a light on in a quaint lil' cottage on the north side of town next to a big corporate healing facility. The light inside is shimmering like heaven's light on angels wings, and if you listen closely you can hear it callin' your name. HEY. Keiser!!!! COME INSIDE!!! CLOSE THE DOOR!!! IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!!! YOU'RE LETTIN' THE HEAT OUT!!!! DID YOU BRING THE MERLOT?? But...You have to listen very closely or you will miss the shimmering light callin' out for you.
May your neighbors shimmerin' light keep you warm always! PEACE TO ALL NEIGHBORS. Bri-bob
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